The place was not awash with KGB, 7 series Bmw’s and sterned faced men in long black leather jackets, nor did my wife and I get kidnapped, and thankfully there wasn’t a silly furry hat in site.
Apart from the fact I got shafted for a taxi out of Bourgas airport, failing to understand that when a taxi driver asks you if you have been here before, it really means how “green” are you.
It is not a sign of politeness but more like an indication that those freshly drawn bank notes in your plastic travellers cheque wallet are about to see the light of day, and boy did they.
For future reference and in case you ever go to Bulgaria it does not cost 100 Levs (£50) to go from the airport to Sunny Beach Resort, if you flew there it would be cheaper or indeed if you were carted around on one of those self pedalling rickshaw things that you get in London, you would probably have seen change. Who am I to argue assuming everyone is somehow linked to the mafia in bulgaria which as we all know is not true, but handed the money over all the same throwing a few gentle fu%£s and mumbles under my breath. We found it out the correct price was in fact 60 LEVS from the airport, and equally I had to endure the reminder of this from my wife for at least three days into the trip. Next time I will look it up darling, because I have that much time on my hands.
If you think the british are the best at getting to the half board buffet…think again. I am pretty good and tend to get the best picks of what is on offer, but these guys are heavyweights, you would be forgiven for thinking they had pitched tents in reception to get there before anyone else. Thankfully when we got there we were not dissapointed, have to say probably one of the best I have seen in a hotel for a while, and they even had a cheese board!!! It is worth noting that Bulgarians & Russians although amiable, dont use the common foundations of politeness (excuse me) like in England with an elbow being an adequate replacement to get ahead of you, or a shoulder charge if that doesn’t work, it kind of felt good to just be rude as well for ten days like a release from our usual pleasentries.
The staff and food in this hotel couldn’t have done anymore and the standard of rooms and facilities was very good, albeit the fact the weather was only good for 6 days, whilst the other 4 were overcast, the hotel was excellent value for money, with all the usual stuff you would expect like a SPA, GYM, ETC…
As a treat we had a two hour spa which cost about £70 each, which I think is very good. It involved being greeted by a man and women that took us through to a room where we were practically stripped naked and thrown down on a stone table and Jetwashed. Shortly followed by a massaging with what looked like a pillow filled with Foam, which actually started my hayfeaver off, and after 10 minutes of trying to clear the soap out of my eyes, we were given a massage and dried off . But the next bit is the best bit….The Upsell. Because we only paid for the promotional offer, we were pitched by one of the guys half way through on an Indian head massage, as an extra addition, which actually forced me into negotiation..lasting ten minutes..After finally getting the deal that I didn’t really want anyway, and therefore leaving my trance like state to go into battle, the head massage thankfully was worth it in the end…Getting sold to during relaxtion therapy….its a no brainer, going to try giving all my prospects a head massage while i pitch to them, then hit them with the final close while they are in deep relaxation.
The outdoor entertainment was as good as you will see in a lot of spanish islands but it had a nice family feel to it also with a great mix of people, with varied restaurants, and bars, the usual heckling from people trying to get you to eat in ther establishments, but equally a nice med feel to it that was familiar, but not over the top – something for everyone.
The fire walker was a great night, purely on comedy really. The fire pit as it was described, was more like a tesco throwaway barbecue, and the contents were more like briquette’s than coals, and truly and honestly, I would have walked it if asked – it didnt look that hot lets just say..In fact at 50p a pint I nearly did. I also had visions of a Bulgarian Hospital, with my wife perched at the end of the bed reminding me that I had ruined the Holiday..so decided against it in the end..
Also if you say “Thankyou” to a waiter that means he can keep your change…worked it out on the last day, and 100 levs lighter…Poor housekeeper that normally gets all the change didnt get a look in
so you have to be rude to keep your money in your pocket;)
We did hire an electric 4 wheeled contraption..that only had 3 volts running through it, so as you can imagine was quite slow…Id recommend the Golf Buggy next time its quicker..
On our way back we had to endure a few hundred jubilant German fans in the terminal watching the football. Apart from the fact the departure lounge wasnt big enough to escape in, the 6.50 to cologne did leave on time, and our flight was delayed….
All in all a relaxing break that for ten days was very nice in a 5 star hotel and it wont cost you the earth given what you would pay elsewhere, why am I sharing it ..why not??
It was a great all round holiday, if you want details of where we stayed – get in touch, I managed to network with the OPS director for the Hotel and got his card, well it would have been rude not to wouldnt it…:) If you havn’t been to Bulgaria you can tell your friends you practically have now… Always interested to hear of other peoples holiday stories – so put them up on the news board if you want to share them – just for fun..
Thanks as always David Banks (your humble sales servant)